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Post by Hook on Jun 26, 2019 13:11:58 GMT -6
PIRATES - Facts History Myths and Jokes Etc. I will start this thread with the following that I ran across on the web the other day ...Pirates wore eye patches to increase night vision, not cover a missing eye!What is a Pirate without an eye patch? Yet the reason they were so prevalent among the outlaws may surprise you. It was not worn to cover a missing or injured eye; rather pirates wore the eye patch to train the covered eye to see better in the dark, giving them a tactical advantage when they ran below-decks to fight.
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Post by Hook on Aug 29, 2019 14:49:46 GMT -6
What did the pirate say when he turned 80?Aye matey!
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Post by Hook on Sept 3, 2019 10:18:52 GMT -6
What are bald sea captains most worried about?Cap sizes!
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Post by Evil Darkwatch on Nov 17, 2019 23:59:53 GMT -6
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. The bartender asks "why do you have a steering wheel in your pants??" The pirate says "ARRRGGHHHHH IT's DRIVING ME NUTS!!!
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Post by Hook on Dec 9, 2019 14:15:37 GMT -6
A pirate and a sailor were exchanging stories. The sailor pointed to the pirate’s peg leg and asked, “How did you get that?” The pirate said, “Aye, I wrestled a shark and lost me leg.” The sailor pointed to the pirate’s hook and asked, “How did you get that?” The pirate said: “Aye, I fought Red Beard’s crew and lost me hand.” The sailor pointed to the pirate’s eye patch and asked, “How did you get that?” The pirate said, “Aye, a bird came by and left droppings in me eye.” The sailor said, “That’s not as impressive as the other two. …” “Aye,” the pirate answered. “It was me first day with the hook.”
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