Great Quotes and Comebacks - Quoted from History ...
I will begin with a person who I love to read his quotes!
Some Comebacks from Sir Winston Churchill -
Bessie Braddock: "Winston, you are drunk!" Churchill: "You're right, Bessie. And you're ugly. But tomorrow morning, I'll be sober, and you'll still be ugly."
Lady Astor: "Winston, if you were my husband, I'd put poison in your coffee." Churchill: "Nancy, if you were my wife, I'd drink it."
Parliament member: "Mr. Prime Minister, must you fall asleep while I'm speaking?" Churchill: "No, it's purely voluntary."
George Bernard Shaw: "I have reserved you two tickets for opening night. Come and bring a friend, if you have one." Churchill: "Impossible to come to first night. Will come second night, if you have one."
Samuel Foote - Sir Francis Blake Delaval: "Sir, I do not know whether you will die on the gallows or of the pox." Samuel Foote: "That depends, my lord, on whether I embrace your principle or your mistress." Note: This quote has been attributed to numerous people, but the earliest references are to Samuel Foote.